Audition

SEX PLEASE, WE’RE SIXTY

15 Dec 2024 @ 1:00pm,
16 Dec 2024 @ 7:00pm
Strathmore Theatrical Arts Group Inc.

Author: Michael Parker, Susan Parker

Director: Luisa Romeo

Genre: Comedy

Agent: Origin Theatrical

Synopsis

Mrs. Stancliffe’s Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast has been successful for many years. Her guests (nearly all women) return year after year.
Her next-door neighbour, the elderly, silver-tongued Bud “Bud the Stud” Davis, believes they come to spend time with him in romantic liaisons. The prim and proper Mrs. Stancliffe steadfastly denies this but really doesn’t do anything to prevent it. Henry, a retired chemist has proposed to marry Mrs Stancliffe for over twenty years, will he ever get a “yes”?
Three spirited female B&B guests discover they are the targets of “Bud the Stud’s” unsolicited romantic intentions. Uproarious consequences occur as a mischievous plan is set in motion to turn the tables on him. Has Bud finally met his match?
One can only imagine what mayhem may manifest itself!!

“If you need a rollicking good time filled with laughter, this is a must-see play.”
The City Wire

Characters

Backstage Roles: Stage Manager, Assistant Stage Manager, Lighting Design, Sound Design, Set Design, Lighting Operating, Sound Operating, Set Build Set Crew, Costumes, Front of House

Precast Characters:

None

Audition Venue & Dates

Audition Dates and Times:

1:00pm on:

  • Sun 15th Dec 2024

7:00pm on:

  • Mon 16th Dec 2024

Audition Venue Name: Strathmore Community Hall

Audition Venue Address:

50 Loeman Street, STRATHMORE Vic 3041

Audition Enquiries Contact: Luisa Romeo - luisaro888@gmail.com

Performances

Season Dates: 13 Mar 2025 - 22 Mar 2025

Showtimes:

2:00pm on:

  • Sun 16th Mar 2025

8:00pm on:

  • Thu 13th Mar 2025
  • Fri 14th Mar 2025
  • Sat 15th Mar 2025
  • Wed 19th Mar 2025
  • Thu 20th Mar 2025
  • Fri 21st Mar 2025
  • Sat 22nd Mar 2025

More info

Other Information

Other Information:

AUDITION FORMAT

Auditions will be held in individual 15-minute slots. Please familiarise yourself with the audition scene listed for your chosen character/s (copy and paste the link below).

You will not be expected to memorise any lines in preparation for your audition, however you should consider your accent, body language and mannerisms.

Audition Bookings
Please email the director, Luisa, at luisaro888@gmail.com to book your audition time.

If you have any other questions, please email the director.

Characters
(All ages are approximate)
All roles require American accents.

Bud Davis - 65+
A ladies-man, though seemingly weak and frail-looking. At first glance, he appears to have one foot in the grave but is actually quick-witted and physically strong. “Bud the Stud” charms female guests with his silver tongue and sexual prowess. Role requires physical comedy.

Mrs Stancliffe - 55+
A severe woman, precise in speech and straight-laced. The owner of Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast, she runs her establishment with an iron fist. Initially hesitant to Henry’s advances, she eventually reneges and loosens up.

Henry Mitchell - 55+
A mild-mannered retired chemist who seeks Mrs Stancliffe’s companionship. He has proposed to her daily for twenty years. He has developed a new medicine to help women cope with menopause.

Victoria Ambrose - 50+
A renowned romance writer who is unlucky in her own love life.

Hillary Hudson - 50+
A friend of Henry, she is articulate and sophisticated.

Charmaine Beauregard - 50+ Southern U.S. accent
A quintessential southern belle with a lust for romance.

Season
MARCH 2025 - 13, 14, 15, 16 & 19, 20, 21, 22.

For more information, either email the director at luisaro888@gmail.com or please copy and paste the following link:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16UmaGdIMu715xE3Jk6eN-f0YBVSALnVkVunkE66WDaI/edit?usp=drivesdk